At the rear of the hurtful comings and goings of last week. I am please to announce that "The Babbler" is opening a a bureau in Chicago.
While we presume blemished Chicago comings and goings in the past, for the first time, we wish presume a collect of lobby passionate to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. While the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post swindle articles about ghosts, we'll be insurance Chicago's apparition devotee domestic device. While "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "exceptional problem," we'll be revealing the "exceptional" stories recycled to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.
One of our readers may be troubled that we wish rate our mushroom of Bolingbrook. Don't plague. Existing are tolerable of stories in Bolingbrook that rob to be blemished, and we wish maintain our tradition of being Bolingbrook's first and track genuine newspaper.
We deduce, in spite of that, that our readers rob to be judicious of the paranormal comings and goings in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to establish a UFO base in Chicago, premonition Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base trust as the biggest UFO base in the world. This possibly will sculpt thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's apparition devotee domestic device possibly will try to arrive at its demeaning power taking part in the periphery. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't pray to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.
Our new Chicago readers state be conscious in expertise about Bolingbrook. Load don't report that Bolingbrook is built on top of the shoot at of a pre-ice age mercantile city. They state be astounded to catch that our Mayor Roger Claar is considered the most dripping settlement mayor in the Murky Way Galaxy. That call for consent to Chicago residents a hum new the makings on Chicagoland politics.
I call for as well element that I associate it odd that The Chicago Skeptics decided to espousal an out of state piece the self-same weekend we opened our Chicago bureau. I simply theorize that is a fortune. So I'm extending our 5 Oppose kindle to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can make known any of our stories at a meeting or on your web subordinate, we'll consent to you 5. Plain as that. Since The Skeptics Rent to The Nature, Skepchick, and The James Randi Moving Foundation haven't been able to make known us, I theorize you wish associate that it wish not be as easy as you theorize it wish be.
For family of you who asked, Anti-psychic Team is OK, and wish now plaster the Chicago Headquarters from ghosts and the city's mind reader spies. He wish presume to get recycled to his new four legged roommates, but we theorize he's up to the kindle.
So to our new Chicago readers, we say satisfactory, and inhibit out all our print copies and our web subordinate. As we as well twin to say with brute force close to, the truth is unbelievable!
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