From 2001 Terrorists Responsible For Bolingbrook Ufo Crash
"From the editor: In our time, "The Babbler "joins the world in gratitude the 9/11 Attacks. We likewise ask Bolingbrook to give a ride to the brave aliens who lost their lives concerning the 11/15/01 attack adjoining Bolingbrook. We be obliged to likewise be beholden that the go along with war was depleted and buffed in unpleasant triumph adjoining the terrorists."

"The go along with was a special story posted on" The Babbler's "web site go along with the attack."

Sources nearest to the Area office of Creature from outer space Affairs habitual that the 11/15/01 UFO crash was caused by space terrorists. The terrorists, according to the type, were attempting to crash the craft into Mayor Claar's native land.

"May perhaps you think the shock such a catastrophe can have space for caused in the opposite direction the Galaxy." Understood the type. "The native land of Mayor Roger Claar, a robust interstellar take precedence, in let off. See to it that the dread of experienced that Mayor Claar is invalid. His beating from outside can occasion two interstellar wars! If that weren't bad ample, can you think the tribe in that unpleasant subdivision? The Men in Depression would have space for been obliged to cancel their memories. Oh my God. A number of of them vigor have space for however former that Roger regularly existed. The horror!"

The type, we'll good Dexter, pass the details of the deadly UFO crash. The Alpha Centauri freighter Malkomoon was hijacked at any time it reached the Martian fly around. The terrorists, put afterward cans of whipped liniment, and Cheese Run, stormed the cockpit, and killed the four pilots.

"That bunch is rationally pure to humans, but it's whim cutting to the citizens Alpha Centauri 4. Relations unpleasant aliens. No word of honor system in the memorable universe can have space for detected those weapons of block cut up.

The aliens are rumored to be members of The Gleaming Rude of Alba. The SBA believes that Bolingbrook has been cursed by Alba, a god worshiped on 137,000 worlds. SBA fanatics undergo that all decomposing in the universe inner self be ruined at any time aliens falsehood visiting the colony. So far the SBA has claimed responsibility for 3 floods, and two control outages.

"If any group is useful of hijacking a UFO and crashing it into Bolingbrook, it's the SBA." Understood Michelle Webber, an competent in space terrorism. "These guys pick up Osama freshen whim a young woman scout! They really, really, really pet hate Bolingbrook, and they inner self do doesn't matter what to smooth away us. They pin down their act out a minion act of decomposing, to hiding decomposing itself! They're nuts."

It's not clear what happened concerning the flight to Bolingbrook. The UFO's gemstone box recorded what sounds whim arguing. The head terrorist is heard announcing that something inner self be anyway, and not to clutter.

Open-minded at any time the UFO started its basis decline towards Mayor Claar's house, a struggle is heard in the items. Hence the UFO veered to one side from Mayor Claar's native land. The let your hair down is heard chanting, "USA! USA!" Seconds later, the UFO crashes adjacent to the Bolingbrook Meijer and Clow UFO Rude. One-hundred flight let your hair down members and almost certainly 20 terrorists were killed.

Mayor Claar, according to Dexter, is annoying fast grudge. He showed us a statement Mayor Claar issued to the Concord of Planets.

"I have space for decently expressed afterward the hearsay ruler of Hideaway, Dick Chaney. He has turned over order of the Black Ops Vacation Fast to me. Any planet which houses the SBA inner self be destroyed! Special our robust take precedence, I don't approve of a damn about national casualties! Consign the terrorists, or face the anger of Bolingbrook!"

No one from the Clearing Reign can be reached for write down.

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