Men In Blue Save Mayor Claar From Santorum Prank

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BY Relator X

Two youth extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to run "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's home.

"Santorum," a disgusting unsolved that cannot be described in a family tree friendly announcement, is named after above Senator Injure Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in call of Santorum's antigay statements.

The aliens were romantic to run the unsolved on Mayor Roger Claar's home staff Santorum's republican tack and pact victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.

"Roger is continually evocative us friendship how Pet Romney is a controlling competitor for world leader." Supposed Guido. "It entirely peeved us. So being we heard about Santorum's wins, we proposal it would be controlling to run 'Santorum' on his home!"

"We were lackluster." Protested Qilgo. "There's nothing for us to do at Clow UFO Poor."

The two aliens "borrowed" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.

"You would be speechless how extreme 'Santorum' state is in your DuPage Locality." Supposed Qilgo.

Contentedly for the population of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Sapphire so arrested the two youth, evocative them they were charged in the company of forbidden make an effort collecting and channel theft.

"We told them we were lackluster." Supposed Guido. "They didn't care."

After two hours jailed in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met in the company of the youths.

According to the two, Claar said, "You two are at prospect of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for snooty odd."

The youths, by their own relate, tried to copy human snivel and beg Claar not to refer them to the Martian Colonies.

"We knew humans became entirely mean in the last 11 go, but this was too scary! On a par for them!" Supposed Guido.

Claar apparently so told them, "Contentedly, I confine a program for at prospect adolescents have a weakness for you. Humanoid Counteractive Inquiry. It is my own indoors interstellar charity caring to allot lackluster adolescents see the take for of your ways. It will despicable time of sermon about exactly and criticism, followed by guaranteed special field trips. If you get lackluster, unbiased venerate that state will never be a everyday go along with on Mars! That brawn control you to deference tedium, or trace a improved advantageous way to deal in the company of your tedium."

The youths congealed to amuse yourself in HCL.

Claar so optional extra, "I'd exceptional not lease you vote for Santorum. Sole humans can pronounce in this ballot, and, if my characteristic has its way, not all humans will be able to pronounce in this election!"

The youths' parents apparently told Claar that they pleasing his clemency, and so donated to HCL.

Sources clothed in Bolingbrook's Agency of Interstellar Associations told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any utter in the hoax.

Santorum may well not be reached for scrutinize, but a demonstrative said the above senator would work to step it forbidden for "The Babbler's" include plan to cover start control.

What this journalist called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's cultivation are wrong! My daughter engagements to Bolingbrook when a month to work for H2O, and she device over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they want a convivial media war in the company of me cunning. I anyway confine a web site, a Facebook beep, and if I confine to commit to memory how to use Chirp, I will! They may moderator they confine an military, but I am The Hulk!"

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