By Al Rodriguez
 Well, at least you can say that Ryder is supremely qualified for this absurd program. I mean, besides being the mandatory bimbo that has to be included in every show to appeal to the 18 - 35 male audience, look at all the experience she's had traipsing around the globe with Josh Gates in "Destination Truth (or not)" chasing after non-existent "paranormal phenomenon","boogeymen", and obscure cryptos no one has even ever heard about - I swear, I think they actually make some of them up, like the African hyena on steroids they foolishly chased one night in the Serengeti in one of the programs, just to fill the programming!

I thought it was bad enough to see Josh Gates, Ryder, and their team of immature Destination Truth misfit miscreants, at the ScyFy channel, traveling, vacationing, and seeking thrills in exotic locations at the production's expense; while running around and behaving like rowdy college kids on "Spring Break", mocking our intelligence with their exaggerated, affectated, and out-of-place, antics; and approaching their investigations with the least amount of seriousness, professionalism, and or scientific objectivity. All they do every time something paranormal supposedly happens, and or they get a hit in their thermal cameras of some supposed crypto, is to scream, shout, gesticulate, and fling around their arms wildly - like that bunch of exited hominid facing the black monolith in Stanley Kubrick's film '2001 A Space Odyssey' - contaminating the evidence and drowning any supposedly unexplained sounds with all their hysteric bawling!

And every time they find a bone supposedly from "El Chupacabras", and or a piece of scat from "Big Foot" in the woods of Siberia, and they take it back to the Museum of Natural History in L.A. to be analyzed (how they manage to get it through Customs without it being quarantined and seized is beyond me), it invariably turns out to be a piece of chicken bone, or the scat of one of Josh's cameramen defecating in the woods!

But Ryder has sure taken it all up to a new level with this new show of hers "Chasing UFOs"!

Now she's chasing "Little Green Men", and, supposedly, intelligent beings from other planets obligingly show up in the skies whenever they happen to be filming. How convenient! And all we get is theatrics, hearsay, and these idiots running through the bushes at night with low-lux cameras pointed at their ugly snouts! How elucidating!

Actually, it is somewhat of a 'Poetic Justice' that the "alien being" they encountered in the show the other day would be a cow. After all, don't UFO nuts allege cows are abducted by aliens, and mutilated? Well, maybe the cow that Ryder and her team of ludicrous UFO chasers encountered was a bovine "alien abductee"! LOL!

Reference: anomalies-in-backyard.blogspot.com